Kayla Cook

I have Harry Potter's birthday.

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

SO proud of @DanielleBurby for opening her very own literary agency!! Do yourself a favor and give her a follow because there will be great things happening over there!! 📖 #MadWomanLiteraryAgency

[Danielle Burby @DanielleBurby]

BIG NEWS!
I’m beyond excited to launch Mad Woman Literary Agency, a new full-service boutique agency. This is an exciting new adventure and I feel honored to share this moment with my unbelievably talented clients. We have many amazing books to come! #MWLA https://t.co/XeLVcqrEmj

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

@PelaCase I have messaged you 5 times in the last week about an order I placed on May 27 that got lost in the mail. Can someone please reply to me so I can at least get a refund if you aren't going to send a new order?

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

@joekwon80 Sally's!!

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

How has @Etsy still not figured out a way for links in their emails to open straight to the app instead of in a browser???? Come on now

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

People who say they are fun and easygoing are ne'er fun and easygoing

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

I just backed Book Revue: The Next Chapter on @Kickstarter https://t.co/wlsya0wCOC

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

Hey listen all you lucky children coming to my door on Halloween I’m whipping up a big batch of vinaigrette dressing to drizzle into your bags.

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

Sometimes I feel like my cat thinks I can create toys for her to play fetch with out of thin air

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

@itsjaneagainlol You watch big brother?!?!

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

@StevenRayMorris 🙄❤️🥰😬😘😈

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

@JeffProbst petition to change it to "come on in y'all"!!!!

[Matt Ziemak @MattZiemak]

Dogs aren’t even allowed to hang out with other dogs if they don’t have all their shots.

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

@bobby_dumper @_meowface @need_tums_now @DankCincinnati Literally the fucking people who fired them???

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

July was the hottest month in recorded history. I will say that again — we just experienced the hottest month EVER in the history of the planet.

I do not want future generations to look back on this moment and ask why we did not do all we could to address climate change.

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

Wait I forgot I don't care and I'm ALREADY DOING IT 🦈

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

Is it apro-propriate to have goldfish in the tub?

[Gravity Bong Joon Ho @humblebogman]

Damn dude just go to therapy

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

Why do people bring their screaming children into the cocktail lounge on ferries just why

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab

[Kayla Cook @kaylacannotcook]

If I had a superpower it would be eating all the pizza toppings before they make it onto the pizza