Kayla

certified homo, gay lib cousin

[Kayla @kaylagayla]

“you have the brain of the most annoying radio station” @ciarayarrum

[holly !! 🦚 #TEAMCRYSTAL @2birdies1stone]

can she put that out on me

[🇦🇷☀️ samantha jones stan account @marcoslabrador_]

me searching for the Luigi Mangione sex tapes

[oak (they/he) @theythemtheirss]

lesbianism is sooo dramatic that’s why i’m good at it

[emily (very brave) @positivelyem]

Give me 30 unmedicated minutes with RFK Jr. and SSRIs will not only be safe but required

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

spent 4 years listening to liberals bitch and moan “biden can’t do that 🥺 his hands are tied 😖” only to watch trump do backflips in the white house with no legal pushback

[aaliyah 💞 @geardress]

quit smoking for good. now i smoke for #evil

[jill @stevienicks420]

Tina and Bette will find each other in every lifetime

[sally darr @sallydarr]

libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

yes, i draw that cunty little line. i do it with z’s too…. started in 4th grade because i knew i wanted to be a bad bitch (attention)

[kim @KimmyMonte]

my friends when i tell them i’m depressed

[stef @meritforsadness]

Yeah the aurora borealis is a thing of beauty but I’d rather see those areolas let’s berealis

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

can't believe they already started throwing the queerbaiting allegations. we can't even have two hot women tonguing it out in a music video anymore, because of woke

[Kayla @kaylagayla]

The Paris Olympic logo looks like a cunty woman with pursed lips and a fuck ass bob and you can’t tell me any different

[Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙 @BienSur_JeTaime]

We're finally doing it. We're finally going low and bullying conserv@tives.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

me if i was a judge at the olympics

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

“White women benefited from affirmative action more than anyone”

“I don’t agree with that.”

“You don’t have to agree with it, facts are facts.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Kamala runs this ad and wins by 30

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Harris is a perfect Trump wario. Genuinely entertaining on camera, joyful and unbothered, full of fascinating statements that seem to flow from a place outside our reality and just shy of profound. The exact brand of insanity that wins over a dying empire. She’s about to cook!!!