Kayla the Narcissist

Hot dog enthusiast. In the process of uploading my consciousness to the Internet.

[Kayla the Narcissist @KaylaOak]

wow would you look at the time !

12
11 ^ 1
10 | 2
9 ⊙----> time for a diet coke :)
8 4
7 5
6

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

Is this a bad time to mention the Caroline Calloway biopic Lena Dunham was supposed to write and direct with Margaret Qualley starring but dropped when Jack and Margaret got together

[Kayla the Narcissist @KaylaOak]

They keep inventing new people for me to find on IG reels

[Kayla the Narcissist @KaylaOak]

Waittt I kinda want to get into Toronto slang…

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Lena Dunham has been avenged of everyone who was mean to her in the 2010s, as the prophecy foretold.

[Kayla the Narcissist @KaylaOak]

Walked out wearing the same exact bathing suit as my sister and she’s horrified but my mom is delighted

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

This is, like, actual communism.

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

It’s like watching a video of an alligator getting a kill. No wasted movements until the last moment, and by then it’s already too late

[lemon 🍋 @lemoncaketen]

“Fall in love again and again” genuinely being the purpose of life and existence

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

Friday wedding on a basketball court with a RAFFLE?? Please stop telling me things about this wedding.

[extremely online person @elizadoless]

I may say kismet too much sry I believe in the synchronicities of life!!!!!!!!!

[Kayla the Narcissist @KaylaOak]

@allie_lenney Ravine Vineyard wanna come to Canada next year?

[Kayla the Narcissist @KaylaOak]

Good Things are Always Happening to Me (eating pizza with cup n char pepperoni)

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[Vivian @suchnerve]

And yes I do think human connection is the point of life. What about it

[Kayla the Narcissist @KaylaOak]

All my dawgs in bed watching Love Island

[s @_sectumsempra18]

there are so many more, but this saved my life

[Kayla the Narcissist @KaylaOak]

Some may say 2 pie eating contests in 24 hours is too many… and in retrospect, I’d agree!

[grenadine girl @sizzylock]

how strange it is to be anything at all