Doug

anything to feel something

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

I’m meeting tomorrow with a Mr. Mephistopheles. “Mephisto” they call him. He’s telling me he can make me a deal like you wouldn’t believe. Is it worth is folks? The soul? They’re saying I’ll be saved anyway.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I hear I'm not doing well. I hear I'm really at the bottom of the totem pole."

[✯ 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜 🚩 @MarxoidNess]

"Netanyahu" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "Netanyahu?!"

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

@jms_tny Just her standing in the dark in her kitchen eating an entire cake

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

@jms_tny His size alone gives him a Truman Capote halo they just don’t have

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

If Madge hangs out with Charli too much she’s gonna bring back the accent

[dalia @siegfriedkjs]

Charli xcx on partying with Madonna on Quotidien:

" She has a lot of stories and advices but I think the main thing about her is that she’s just so cool….
I was standing on stage and it felt like I was partying with a friend but then then Id turn around and like…it’s Madonna…

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

@bitchesLOVEtoad Let’s not forget car insurance. We love crashing cars too.

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

@ettingermentum Democrats also won a trifecta during Peak Woke but they act like it was the most damaging thing that ever happened to them.

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

@ettingermentum God forbid a player use a little crack GPT

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

THE MIDDLE IS NOT A STRATEGY IT’S AN EMPTY ROOM

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I'm not running for office. But if I were, these are some of the lessons I'd take away from what happened in NY yesterday.

1. Authenticity is measurable. Voters can smell a focus group from a mile away.

2. Endorsements from the current Democratic leadership now read like warnings. The establishment wing of the party is no longer a sword. It's a question mark.

3. Conviction beats caution. The candidates who said hard things about rent, about who pays for what, about Gaza, they won. The triangulators lost.

4. Cost of living is everything. Everything else is wallpaper.

5. The middle is not a strategy. It's an empty room. Voters reached past the establishment to grab someone who actually believes something.

6. Don't fear the base. Court it. The Democrats who ran from their own voters lost. The ones who ran toward them won.

7. If you want to lead a party you have to be willing to fight inside it. Mamdani didn't ask permission. He took the field.

The lesson under the lessons: the country is tired of being managed. People want to be led.

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

ClubChalamet getting jumped by Parisian nonbinaries????

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

Ok well he's fatter than ever so

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

Holy crap, STAT News is reporting that Eli Lilly & the FDA let 1 person access a powerful new weight loss drug through FDA’s “compassionate use” program, which is reserved for people w/ serious and immediately life-threatening conditions.

That one person is believed to be Trump.

[Madonna @Madonna]

I can be whoever I wanna be
@InterviewMag

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

Outfit repeater? Yeah those are my clothes.

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

@NathanForYouOoC Here I go….digging in again…

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

This type of modern life, is it for me?

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

@juliandorey That would be dementia

[Carver Descartes🧑🏽‍🦱 @ApplaudAhhJones]

They gon find you like Elvis

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

The goat for a reason

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

does our US president really talk like this in international settings? like a child--"My people are so mean." unabashed sexual attraction: "handsome guy."

(the gradual emergence of an unfiltered homoerotic attraction in T***p is going largely unnoticed though it is becoming more pronounced daily.)

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

@OliviaMesser -Donald Trump