kaylala

somebody’s hot young wife

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

My father almost died last night and has been in the hospital with a temporary pacemaker and the first thing my mom asks him when we get him on the phone is, “did you get those memes I sent you?”

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

@FiveRights Then you must not be aware of many people, Phillip.

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

I just want to add my emphatic praise for The Owl House. It's a brilliant show that's ending far too soon and has been an absolute joy to watch.

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

@_gemini69 I have 2 for $600 each. Weekend 2 ga!

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

@Got_Eddie I’m selling two for weekend 2! $600 each if you’re in LA I can drop them off in person or ship

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

@LXIROSE I’m trying to get rid of 2 for weekend 2 (ga) if you’re interested.

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

@ilsamcny I’m selling two tickets if you’re interested!! Local pick up or I can ship to wherever you are (US only)

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

someone come buy my GA Coachella tickets please!! 😭

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

@jenhanshaw @jazzy_orozco I literally only wanna go on Sunday if it’s still available

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

@riz_shk65 How much?

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

@mickeymwoo I know this is a joke bit I’ve literally done this. And I’ll do it again 🔪

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

@LiveNation WHY DID I KICKED OUT OF THE QUEUE FOR SZA RIGHT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO GET IN?????

[grant⚜️ @lookin4gee]

BLACK COMMUNITY !!!

Listen, mental health!!! We gotta take that shit seriously, pay attention to it, seek the help before considering taking your life.

But all in all, everybody please stay safe! RIP Twitch.

[LB @lnbshr]

when will my ex die

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

“The Batman” was the Twilight version of “Zodiac”

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

“If I were president I would kill myself just for the drama” - Nicole

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

@SallieMae why can’t I log in?

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

Diarrhea before 6 am

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

rather b ded

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

@MrFizzyBubblech @godlessbitch101 @_ImNotRich jokes are supposed to be funny

[kaylala @kaylaplaid]

@ATT your customer service is terrible! I’ve had my internet installation cancelled 5 times now and have lost hundred of dollars not going to work to wait on a technician not to come at all!