Idea for a romcom. Two people hook up on a night out. Wake up and have to self isolate for two weeks in one of their flats because of COVID-19. Working title: Just the two of (vir)us.
There’s always ONE moment during #TheBachelor when I quote “the devil works hard but the bachelor producers work harder.”
This is it. This is that moment.
When I was in jr high, I would literally make myself fall and then pretend like I hurt my ankle to get out of running the mile. Please do not draft me. We will lose