kʌylʌ

good luck, and don’t fuck it up.

[kʌylʌ @kaylasshh]

When you see your relatives you haven’t seen in 10 years and they tell you how much you’ve grown

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

His love was the key that opened my thighs.

New heights ⬆️
Manhood
I ain’t gotta knock on wood 🪵

…it sounds cocky 😬

Oh this writing will go over yall heads

We up dancing to this 🎀

Yes ma’am
Yes Max 🫡

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Happy #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl release day to all who celebrate ❤️‍🔥🫶

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

It’s a love story, baby, she SAID YES

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

If you would’ve told us 10 years ago that we would happily sit through a sports podcast to listen to Taylor announce an album, we would’ve told you you’re insane

but go sports and go #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

[𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓀𝓁𝑜𝓇𝑒 | fan account ❤️‍🔥 @cardigan_swift]

“To catch everyone up who doesn’t know about this saga”

TAYLOR BE SO SERIOUS WE JUST WATCHED A DOOR ON YOUR WEBSITE FOR FOUR HOURS #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

1 million people tuning in to the third wheel of a lifetime #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

More Taylor Swift in our spaces and on our screens PLEASE! ❤️‍🔥

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

“I’ll never change, but I’ll never stay the same either.”

35 years of Taylor Swift and our lives haven’t been the same since. 💛 #HappyBirthdayTaylor

[fedaykin 🇵🇸🔻🇱🇧 @fedaykineya]

3.8 MILLION PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA VOTED TO KEEP SLAVERY LEGAL.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

How in the actual fuck were there fewer total votes in this election than there were in 2020. This is a fucking joke. GOP shenanigans across the board. EVERY vote must be counted. #DoNotConcedeKamala

[juliet🩵🩷🇱🇧🍉 @cowboylikejul]

Is everyone just staring at their phone and feel like they want to sob but they can’t because it’s just pure shock and nausea

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

I'm like eight foot four, blonde hair to the floor
You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore
No I ain't got a gun
No I never really been in a club
Still live with my parents
But I'm still a thug
I'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night
You out clubbing, well I just baked Caramel Delights
T Swift and T Pain rappin' on the same track
It's a thug story tell me can you get with that
I had a dream last night I had high-top Nikes
I had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my mic
By the time I woke I was singing "I'm on a boat"
'Cause I'm a singer turned rapper
Shorty I'm a make ya
Straight to the top, yo
Shorty I'ma take ya
You can call me T Sweezy now I'm a rap star
Hey it's a thug story now tell them who you are
Singer turned gangsta
You don't wanna fight me
Straight to the top
In my extra small white tee
T Swift and T Pain all up on the same track
It's a thug story tell now can you get with that
What! what! I knit sweaters yo!
What! what! don't test me
Hey hold on, hold on I didn't even say anything
What? I said "yo"
Yo, you guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything
I didn't even swear
She didn't even swear
Hello? Ugh! 🎤 #IndyTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

i’m sorry. due to high tweet volume and Taylor Swift wearing a new reputation bodysuit, i am experiencing high emotional volume. your texts will be answered in the order in which they are received

[kate 🦋 @repgirly89]

if she adds a debut set and i’m not there i will throw up and cry

[mimi ⸆⸉ 🩵 @watchinwisteria]

"sir theres a new reputation bodysuit"

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

The most annoying person you know is freaking out about a new reputation bodysuit.

It’s me.

TAYLOR SWIFT HAS A NEW REPUTATION BODYSUIT.

[kʌylʌ @kaylasshh]

@taylornation13 SO UNWELL!!!