Kayla Styner

📍Portland🌲. Sports obsessed 🏈⚾️🏀🎿. Comedy Nerd. Accomplished klutz. Jesus lover ✝️❤️. University of Arizona Alum🐻⬇️!

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

@PabloTorre huge fan of PTFO and very aware that you’re completely slammed at the moment, and rightfully so.

Random thought, though when I pulled up your account. Did you forget the rabbit emoji in 🐰🕳️ on your account “Pablo Torre🕳️”?

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

Domonique (9:10): “I can only take them at their word.” @Foxworth24 Seriously?! This about collusion and their cover-up of said collusion. That’s beyond willful ignorance, that’s obstinate ignorance #NFL #nflcollusion #NFLPA @FoxworthShow https://t.co/7d6CzEjO73

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

@RepThomasMassie A good rule of thumb: usually more official patriotic or unimpeachable the name of a bill or law is named, the more rotten and immoral it actually in practice. Real ID he’s always sounded a little sus to me

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Real ID isn’t needed and won’t stop terrorists from hijacking planes.

Most of the 9/11 hijackers held Saudi, UAE, Egyptian, or Lebanese passports.

Real ID is a national standard and database of IDs that is primarily a tool for control of Americans.

Trump shouldn’t enforce it.

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

Why is no one asking how you’re supposed to eliminate waste and inefficiencies in gov’t if you don’t first conduct a thorough audit? That was the giveaway from the beginning #DOGEisbullshit #dumbasses Elon you’re not a very good scammer. It’s just so obvious

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

But congrats on achieving your remarkably human-like appearance #MarkZuckerberg👽 you make a terrible human, but a great alien infiltrating humans 😂

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

Can’t wait to get the highlight reel of Zuckerberg giving his best attempt at being human-like while he testifies in the @meta antitrust trial #imnotbuyingit #memegoldmine #antitrust #imanantitrustnerd #breakitup

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

@ProjectLincoln Well, at least he didn’t let himself off the hook! He’s clearly sticking to his guns by raising his pants up to his nipples 👏🏻 @realDonaldTrump #youroldmanisshowing 👨🏼‍🦳

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

OI!,

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

@espn I think you might be overdoing it with your coverage of O.J. Simpson death, considering he brutally murdered two people. We get it. You can stop now.

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

@NFL it’s only been 24 hours and it’s already very evident that if you don’t start finding people for making #TaylorSwift puns, we’re all gonna end up watching the rest of the season on mute #maximumcringe

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

@redturn2 Really gonna miss you! You’re my favorite player to the point that I’d still happily buy a dodger j turner jersey. I’ll be rooting against Boston, but for you next season! Much love ❤️❤️❤️ #Dodgers #myfavoriteplayer

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

Welcome home @brittneygriner ❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

If the issue is Russia refusing to give up the wrongly accused #PaulWhelan (whom they insists was a spy) without they get a Russian spy back in return…

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

From my naive and overly simplistic proposal, while not ideal, seems like a potentially victimless solution haha but what do I know 🤷🏼‍♀️ #fuckPutin

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

Very thrilled to hear #BrittneyGriner is free thanks to a prisoner swap but what about #PaulWhelan???? Not being a world famous athlete shouldn’t mean you get left behind #prayforpaulwhelan

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

Will a sober WC lead to wide-spread realizations that "football" is boring AF starting with: a 0-0 tie is grounds for a full refund to all😂 @andrewschulz
👀⚽️😒🥱😴🤔⚽️🟰💤⁉️…🤯

https://t.co/MnxyJGwlBI

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

@DNC maybe look into putting @IngrahamAngle in charge of all democratic messaging nationwide? 🤣 https://t.co/Txr0z3FaTd

[Kayla Styner @kaylastyner]

The #Dodgers losing last night after an 111 win season is giving some very strong 2001 Mariners energy 🤦🏼‍♀️ #NLDS #MLBPlayoffs