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Animal Biology at UofG

[Kayla @kaylatimer11]

“Yo hold my beer” the 26 yr old man says to his buddy. Except it’s a strawberry Coors seltzer. Respect. 🍓

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Nelly Furtado: I’m like a bird, I’ll only fly away

A bird: you’ve got me there

Nelly: I don’t know where my soul is

A bird: pardon

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

One of the stressful parts of gift giving is actually wrapping your presents so here's a tutorial on how to get it done quickly and easily-

1. Measure out a reasonable size of wrapping paper

2. Nope. You goosed that so bad. It's fucked. The whole thing is fucked.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

cure for depression

[Kayla @kaylatimer11]

My husband’s trying to sleep but our cat is purring loudly and he goes “is the cat snoring?” I say “no he’s purring.” “Why?” “Idk he’s happy and comfy.” He goes “well tell him to be happy quieter.” 😂

[Kayla @kaylatimer11]

Bought a house and finished paying for our wedding 🥶 Never doing that again 🥹

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

financially, whatever happened in July can’t happen again

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it’s soooo hard to do stuff when it rains like… doesn’t the rain know how comfy cozy my bed is? does it even care that I am snug as a bug in a rug?

[reb @rebmasel]

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

I dnt understand meal prep. I just dnt believe tht chicken is edible on dsy 5. I dnt

[Kylar Walker @Kylarwalker]

@Basseyworld Ronaldo calling the Saudi government to explain his commitment issues

[Bassey @Basseyworld]

Girl, if he'd rather ask a country to change their long-held laws...

[Lloyd Wise @LloydWise]

The vet has described my dachshund as "smart," "handsome," and "manipulative."

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

the moon is so real, if i was tht majestic i too would not allow anyone to capture my beauty with a iphone camera

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

being in costco is such a disorienting experience like what do you mean this is the cereal/hot tub aisle

[trash jones @jzux]

if my peers bullied me for years and then asked me to help them pull santa’s sleigh i would say yes and then drag all of us into the sea

[trash jones @jzux]

so funny that one of santa’s reindeer is named Vixen. imagine your name is John and your brothers’ names are Jim, James, Josh, and Slut