Hey @JasonKelce, we need you to sound the siren at our Playoff game against the Hershey Bears this Saturday, 5/11 at 7:05 PM.
We’ll give you a suite to donate to a charity of your choice!
You have 24 hrs to respond. @newheightshow
Sources tell us that Joe Jonas filed for divorce after allegedly catching Sophie Turner saying something on a ring camera:
“Joe had access to ring camera footage of Sophie saying she wasn’t interested in attending Phantoms Opening Weekend October 14 & 15.”
Watching Suits and Star Wars: Episode IV in the same week taught me three things
Harvey Specter is Han Solo
Mike Ross is Luke Skywalker
Louis Litt is C-3PO