kayla

I keep that thing on me

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[down bad comments @downbadcomment]

LMFAOOO

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is bad

[chris @ATR3lDES]

if i had a nickel for everytime a harry styles fanfic was turned into a movie i’d have 2 nickels… which isn’t that many but crazy that it’s happened two times right??

[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

[will defries @willdefries]

how are y’all still not watching love island australia https://t.co/aMVInj6Jf0

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

[kayla @kaylazerger]

@pigluvr39 a list of things I don’t need on my TL
1. this

[kayla @kaylazerger]

@pigluvr39 eagle point really said $5 lunch for you child, any restaurant of your choosing

[sally darr @sallydarr]

my favorite thing about first dates is when he offers to pick you up and you have to say no because you're a woman and he's a man who could murder you in his car

[kayla @kaylazerger]

forever iconic

[kayla @kaylazerger]

she asked me to make this for her for graduation but I did it for her birthday instead (idk why we are this way)

[kayla @kaylazerger]

it’s my best friends birthday today so I made this video compilation of us from this last summer! love you paigey!! @paigemleeper

[kayla @kaylazerger]

kourtney and travis getting engaged and the whole world thinking about how scott must feel proves we are all toxic motherfuckers

[kayla @kaylazerger]

i’m vaxxed and waxxed when is all day breakfast coming back you fuckers @McDonalds

[kayla @kaylazerger]

so proud my brother @KyleZerg_22 is the new host of bachelor in paradise! 🌹

[Page Six @PageSix]

Chris Harrison won't return to 'Bachelor in Paradise,' David Spade set to fill in https://t.co/URaQwYxM1x

[kayla @kaylazerger]

@cjj9766 better have room for guests

[kayla @kaylazerger]

@cjj9766 don’t worry they left it for me.. I can bleed in peace 🥰

[kayla @kaylazerger]

i’m dead someone broke into my car and the first thing I went to make sure was still there was my diva cup hahahaoshhabnda

[kayla @kaylazerger]

growing up is realizing nobody has long hair it’s always extensions