one black boy

Cat Dad • Resident Veterinarian • Rancher

[one black boy @kaylebb_a]

Focus.

[Scrubbed_and_fit🏋🏾‍♀️ @FITNURSELYD]

Couple of weeks back,my dad was trying to pluck orange(I don’t know why),he fell and fractured his ulna. Today my mum was trying to pick something and fell. I called my dad to know why they’re falling alot and he said “it is because we don’t have in-laws or grandchildren”.
Fairs.

[one black boy @kaylebb_a]

@D6ixth Eeyah

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10

[one black boy @kaylebb_a]

@D6ixth I’ll be a regular

[allie g @temujoandidion]

How the actual fuck do we explain to our cat sitters that now she demands swaddling to take a nap? She’s been next to me swaddled and purring for over an hour while I’m on zoom meetings

[one black boy @kaylebb_a]

@kococodes Fr. It is well.

[Titanium @akinkunmi]

This country is so fucked up.
Pesin go dey suffer but based on data, you dey top 5% of population. 💀

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

I can tell this is so real for you coz “clause” ??😭

[Ireoluwa🖤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @swhat03]

If you're born and raised in Lagos you might not realized how damaged of a person you are until you visit another state. Today, I rushed to enter an empty Keke in Ibadan that was still moving and the driver ask me if I'm okay💔

[DIOR @diorasfff]

the real reason why i don’t like picnics is because we sit on the grass & there’s nothing to lean against

[Bammy @YoushldfwBammy]

Every time I meet someone I know they’ve never met anyone like me.

[ebbi dolezal🤎 @_aureliamoon]

Hey so don’t ever make this again.

[Michael @yosoymichael]

I love this setup because all the girl has to do is say he’s right even if he actually isn’t, and then they can both use the $50 for lunch.

[not so Tiny wura🧍🏽‍♀️💗. @jisolarsbp]

😭😭

[Ìfè Ńkìli @china_okoli]

Every other 1st class graduate is posting on LinkedIn but see my own sister on TT:

[Vegan Cowboy @tmtisclutch]

After going back and forth with MTN for months, we finally got Fibre at the office and 1 hour after it was installed, a construction truck going down the street knocked down an access point so it doesn’t work anymore

[Doyenne 🩺 @missydisu]

As my mama no dey listen to me. I've made a PDF for her

[Inioluwa👑❤️ @OlarindeIniolu1]

I wanted to administer oral meds to a patient this morning and she told me she can’t swallow , I was even suggesting crushing or dissolving the tablets in water . Tell me why I went to her ward 30 minutes later and saw her eating bread and akara 😩