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[kaylee🪬 @kayleebeckk]

My favorite bar and I have the same birthday which means they always have a party the Saturday that I go out to celebrate mine and that basically sums me up as a person

[kaylee🪬 @kayleebeckk]

My ex💀💀💀💀

[viktor @k111vv]

Abusers be like why the fuck did you tell them I abused you that’s abusive

[busty father @vanillamase]

vanilla unicorn opening, buster and vivienne official meeting, katie and vanilla get 2 roleplay together (again), vivienne and damien have a date kind of sort of, and tyler will leave his bench 2 come and support vivienne for her debut. 2night is gonna be a fucking movie

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[Doak @doaknet]

Went to pay my phone bill and the app was like "your bill is $5 more than last month. click here to see why." So I clicked there and it said, "your bill went up by $5 :)"

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

Best/funniest outcome is Ed Sheeran getting a new opener and them immediately coming out and saying free Palestine

[yara @1redesert]

the entire internet praising her for cheating on ed sheetan w niall horan and she tweets a heart. what an icon

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

How do I boycott Ed Sheeran when my previous consumption of his work was zero

[ann @annnniethuy]

I’m glad Ellie Goulding cheated on you with Niall @edsheeran

[bella @bonkeywong]

Getting back in to casual dating kind of feels like when u have an apple for the first time in a while and it’s really yummy so u think hmmmm delicious I could go for another!!! And then u have another apple and it’s just fucking revolting

[kaylee🪬 @kayleebeckk]

I hate to report that working out 4-5 days a week and eating at home 99% of the time has in fact done wonders for my mental health and I’ve lost 10 lbs in a month. Now I’m FORCED to keep it up

[fabiola 🇲🇽 @virgofab]

#idonotrespectmen

[:) @roriyum]

to be tipsy

[kaylee🪬 @kayleebeckk]

I’m very interested in this new Harry Potter show. The movies are good, but they really do leave out a lottt of details out that are in the books. Give me Winky!!!!

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

been celibate for too long they’re turning my pussy into a spirit halloween

[͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏✞ ͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ @sizedolI]

la vida cuando dejaste de depender emocionalmente de un varón para pasar a depender emocionalmente de tu mejor amiga

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

olenna tyrell screaming "help the poor boy" when joffrey was dying at his wedding knowing she was the one who poisoned him:

[َ @sasystewie]

if you want to get me to watch something just get katieb to participate. that’s it

[໊ @soysabil]

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time