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[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

[alazar @zarzarbinkss]

storming at police while holding a blue lives matter flag sure is something

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

cant stop thinking about this

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Trump literally told his base not to do mail in ballots for months; his campaign slogan was “vote Trump vote in person” and now they’re like WHY WOULD MAIL IN BALLOTS BE SO BLUE THIS IS VERY SUSPICIOUS

[Q. @_qdoss]

give him his Oscar right now!!

[TomGW @TomGW_]

what if santa gets covid and passes it onto every household in the world in one night and kills the entire human race on christmas

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me passing someone: u slow bitch

me being passed: ok speed racer

[abby @BIZZLESBLESSING]

nah it fucking scares me that twitter is almost the only news source rn. none of my fucking family or locals sees the disgusting stuff cops do at riots. all they know about is the looting.

[Subaru @CozySubaru]

Me drunk a’f looking for my friends

[ً ً @cremijeur]

also thank you guys for informing me i have no ass. i workout twice a year and sniff coke you really think i’m gonna have a fat ass?

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

Maury: You are ... NOT the father

Man: *jumping around* F*bleep* YEAH! F*bleep* YOU! LETS GO!

Woman: *in tears crying*

7 y/o me sick at home: this is good

[burgotastic.bsky.social @burgotastic]

Unbelievable