Friend: How's finals week going for you?
Me: Oh, you know, I wrote an essay in two days, printed it out ten minutes before it was due, ran across campus in five minutes (when it's usually a 10-15 minute walk) and turned it right at the due time. So good.
Dear Online Tutor,
I am not only using your service because I want to. I'm also using it because I'm required to. So please, when you read my essay, do not list everything wrong with it and leave out in-text construstive cristicism and tips.
Sincerely,
Stressed-out Student
When one of your paintings falls off your wall for no reason at exactly 3 in the morning on the and lands halfway across your room. So I guess sleep in the next hour is going to be close to impossible. 👍🏻
Professor: Read chapters 1-4, answer discussion questions by Tuesday, January 29. The pre-course survey and essay will be due Wednesday, January 30.
Me: *breathes frantically* WHAT ESSAY???
My semester is starting off great. No stress whatsoever. 👍🏻
Me: "In this column, the second in the series, we introduce and explicate some of the intellectual standards essential to reasoning well through the problems and issues implicit in everyday human life." Doesn't that sound exciting, Harley?
My dog: *scratches his ear*
Me: Same
Me when going to a Valley football game: What is this place and what happened????
Having major culture shock right now except it's for the high scool I went to and a country thing.