kayss +*.• ~

an apple a day keeps the doctor away

[leo @keettp]

Haikyu!! The Dumpster Battle

[mia @httpsosweet]

Do care + Did ask + I love you + I want to spend the rest of my life with you

[nc0 @ncarrill0]

@ZohranKMamdani

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we're putting you on estrogen tomorrow

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

it’s elon mosque now

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

once I knew a relationship was over because we were on a road trip and I looked out the window like “cows!!!” and she didn’t say ANYTHING. NOTHING. then we drove the next 5 hours in silence while I was like damn this is not gonna work

[nog⚢🏳️‍⚧️🍓 @noah8enne]

BREAKING - HIJAB BEING INSTALLED ON STATUE OF LIBERTY

[Megalodon @megalodoncrisis]

i just had 8 transgender surgeries at chick-fil-a and 24 abortions what a time to be alive 💙

[Auntie Smarty @AuntSassyAss]

I had 10 abortions today, 3 transitions, drove to the border to open it, learned 5 Arabic words,and counted 554 chemtrails. What a Thursday

[duke silver 🇵🇸 @dukesillver]

just had dinner at blexas roadhouse. we ate gender affirming rolls. the birthday song is now a drag performance?

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

They're renaming IHOP to the International House of Pronouns.

[Brady @pebbut]

Just watched a cop get dragged out his car they sexually reassigned him right there on the sidewalk

[rabigo | MAGA ENDER @godrablq]

matter of fact give me the gay son AND the thot daughter

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆🛡️ @lexiescarina]

these are unfortunately the exact conditions for a glee reboot

[ایمل 🥀 @magicladdoo]

he’s going to burst into flames

[Lumi @squashidk]

Aww whats wrong with being a minority? Does this country treat minorities differently or something?

[VINNIE DAY @tartgaglia]

men will say "i'm not into politics" then say something that's straight out of mein kampf

[Doity @doityboy]

theyre doing free mpreg and boybortions at wafflehouse rn

[Jerry Beansprout @jerrybaglover]

Surely the last 24hrs has to be in the top 10 Twitter days of all time

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

all the men who carried the flame now have to carry a matcha and a tote bag