Kaylee Casteel

The grass is greener on the Southern side

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

I thank God for protecting me from what I thought I wanted and blessing me with what I didn’t know I needed ❤️

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

@C_Banks1224 Ugh

[Drew Landry @MrDrewLandry]

me when my friend is explaining the rules of the board game

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

@lottmer

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

Ugh fuck all the way off

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me everyday:

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

y’all I just created a “business” fb page and I’m cringing at myself I could actually die

[vicky @vickymykh]

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

Two years ago today I called my old boss a terd burger

[frances quinn @franquinn]

I know social media can be a terrible hell pit but someone on a local FB group posted on Monday that his parrot Susan had escaped. Today someone posted ‘Has anyone lost this parrot?’ and everyone was replying ‘It’s Susan!’ Now she’s home and you’ve never seen a happier FB group

[jamie @gnuman1979]

I have no idea why this made me laugh.

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

Am I the only one grossed out by the word “gut”

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

A FB memory popped up of me and my HS boyfriend and honestly I’m offended that my friends allowed me to be upset over that clown

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

Sometimes I wonder why I gained 50 pounds when I was pregnant and then remember I would buy brownie mix just to eat a bowl of the mixed ingredients

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

Naturally I got ID’d for wine yesterday at the grocery store when I didn’t have my ID and they denied the sale as if my fine lines don’t scream I am 31

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

I wanna buy a hoooOoooMe - Sandy Cheeks remix

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

Color me overwhelmed

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

Also no one wants to be standing in a cemetery at 2PM when it’s 108 outside okaaaaay

[Kaylee Casteel @KayleeKA]

Just passed a graveside service for a funeral and got to thinking - if I die in July/August in Texas just cremate me because it probably isn’t any hotter than it is outside right now