kaylee lauer

get drunk on the good life, I'll take you to paradise

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

In the midst of hurricane preparation at least my mom is keeping up with what's important

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

It's a god given miracle that Tim hasn't blocked my number

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

@flauraduh @GoBullsGoBills uh this would be a disaster... https://t.co/HEEBbvL7gF

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

I bruised my forehead by hitting it on Tim's shoulder while grocery shopping. I'm still not even sure how it happened

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

@darnelldude I asked tim yesterday if he thought our February rent was prorated & he laughed at me for 5 minutes. I'm happy someone gets it

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

@GoBullsGoBills @flauraduh https://t.co/QGhRollDB4

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

@flauraduh @GoBullsGoBills https://t.co/1oKPlz0IKi

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

Tim asked me to put on a Christmas movie last night and I put on White Chicks. Why he married me I will never understand

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

@flauraduh https://t.co/z6S9wzWEeE

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

@GoBullsGoBills @flauraduh just show this to tim and he enjoyed it immensely too

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

The odds of me keeping it together on my wedding day: 1 in 1,000,000,00

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

I got teary eyed at the tuxedo rental place bc I was thinking about how the last time Tim got fitted for a tux, it was for our HS prom

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

One time I watched Pretty Woman in 38 parts on YouTube and I'm actually considering doing it again #dedication

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

I'm about 3 years late to the game but I've recently discovered makeup tutorials on YouTube & I really need 1. A million dollars 2. Sephora

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

Tim secretly bought me a pair of shoes I've been looking at for weeks and I've cried 3 times thinking about how nice that is

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

Is it possible to forget how to sleep

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

Maybe I'm just bad at being a girl but I had no idea the urban decay naked eye shadow palette was over 50 dollars...

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

Tim just gave me his debit card info to order anything I wanted from dominoes for dinner no questions asked & this is why I'm marrying him

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

@GoBullsGoBills https://t.co/y4EglwawpH

[kaylee lauer @kayleeverity]

I held a lot of puppies and babies last night and it made me realize how badly I want a puppy.