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“𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔪𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡, 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰.” ⛈🖤

[☾ @kayleewrite]

Hi…. Does anyone still write on Episode? Lol

[☾ @kayleewrite]

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[Dr. Miami @TheRealDrMiami]

Also mint chocolate chip 🤢🤮

[Dr. Miami @TheRealDrMiami]

Random person in my DMs: “Dr. I don’t know what to do. It is hard to breathe and I can’t taste or smell anything. I also can’t stop coughing”

Me:

[Dr. Miami @TheRealDrMiami]

Hard pill to swallow....that medical professional you went to isn’t mean or unprofessional for denying your surgery because of medical history/complications. They want you to wake up from that table.

[Dr. Miami @TheRealDrMiami]

If one surgeon explained your condition is life threatening/harmful and you cannot go under, PLEASE DO NOT GO TO SOMEONE WHO WILL LOOK PAST IT. Surgery is no joke.

[Dr. Miami @TheRealDrMiami]

People say “I dont want the vaccine, I dont want 2 shots, I dont want side effects” Meanwhile, if the side effect was it made your 🍑 or your 🍆 bigger you’d be lining up capping “Yes, I’m an over 75, asthmatic, frontline worker, give me 4 shots please...” 🙄

[Dr. Miami @TheRealDrMiami]

Penis extension now $599.99

[Robert Welsh @Rwlshmakeup]

Imagine growing up in a world where people automatically assume the worst of you because of your skin color. This racist women’s actions will, and has already effected Kenyon’s mental health for the rest of his life.

[Robert Welsh @Rwlshmakeup]

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! I hope everyone has a great start to 2021, except the people breaking lockdown rules so they can celebrate new year with friends... I hope everything is still shit for you 🖤

[☾ @kayleewrite]

So yeah, not having to write via peer pressure has helped me a lot. I wrote and directed two episodes in one day. It’s been fun!

[☾ @kayleewrite]

Reminds me of somebody 🤔

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

If youre skinny and ESPECIALLY if youre not black i would advise avoiding talking out your ass about the Lizzo situation. Seriously.

[☾ @kayleewrite]

Hi.

[Kirbie Johnson @kirbiejohnson]

Today @BidenBeauty launches. While the Biden campaign is aware and has blessed the initiative, they did not create it — instead, an anonymous “industry player” has. The first product is a blue makeup sponge that retails for $20.20. “Blue corrects orange.”

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

registering to vote means absolutely nothing if you don’t actually vote. cast it early. send it by mail. show up in person. whatever. JUST VOTE, PLEASE.