leigh

give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you

[leigh @kayleighmob]

my only financial goal is that i want to have enough money to buy a smoothie whenever i want one

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

This is the worst party ever!

Oh I don't know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock.

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

One of the reasons Muppet Christmas Carol (and Muppets From Space if we're being honest) are so good is because they understand the indisputable fact that Gonzo is the best Muppet

[ali 👻 @probablyalissa]

We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers

[hydra @blephin2]

Something The Killer would tweet

[jár @jarodzsz]

is anyone doing the #AmandaSeyfriedChallenge with me this week? it's where we see both The Housemaid and The Testament of Ann Lee in theaters and gag out of our fucking minds

[leigh @kayleighmob]

these guys are barely even playing hockey, too busy havin gay sex

[🂱 @laylology]

They can't stop you from being both unc and a young hoe who cooks everything on high

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

When I was unemployed last year, every day felt like this

[leigh @kayleighmob]

saturday morning, in my living room, blowing fat clouds, listening to flatbush zombies circa 2014, crafting handmade goods for my family, christmas tree plugged in, dog and cat are both wearing sweaters, zoloft script is filled, hoes is mad

[eleni @ele__giac]

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[ً @desiretrilogy]

timothée chalamet thinks he’s al pacino, austin butler thinks he’s leonardo dicaprio, glen powell thinks he’s tom cruise, and jacob elordi thinks he’s nicole kidman

[Reductress @Reductress]

Reverse Hallmark Movie? Woman’s Home Town Visit Reaffirms How Much She Loves Career and Big City: https://t.co/0rTKgUtWoR

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

“So what’s your take?”
“BBBBLLLLLLEEEUUUUUUUUUUUHHH”
“100% agree”

[Frances Patano @FrancesPatano]

“Heard you didn’t love the least among us”

[leigh @kayleighmob]

oh no!!!!!