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good enough’ll getter done as they say .. it’s me I’m they | pitt 22 computational biology | s/t

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who gave you eyes like that said you could keep them or whatever that lady said

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last i checked a nissan altima does not have the towing capacity to haul so much audacity

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@b4bym1lf it’s franklins dog leash i SWEAR

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@totebagpixie to be fair that’s probably when i got em

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yes i graduated college with a computer degree. yes it took me 5 minutes to find the power button on the lab computer. support your local idiots in stem!!

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@MackMan611 life comes at you fast

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“if we’re being honest i probably follow joey b” - @MackMan611 , not realizing they are holding a literal mug with joey b’s face on it

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@Electrikat1

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@Electrikat1 society loves pitting two queens against each other

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BYOB(arbecue sauce)

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legally speaking the next time someone smacks me in the face with their umbrella i’m allowed to rko them

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accomplished my personal years long goal of graduating college before columbus was done with construction on the 70/71 interchange so no i will not be making any resolutions

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pittsburgh owns tampa bay

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please see vannie’s reaction to the @penguins winning tonight

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@possumfiend wow maybe you shouldn’t call them an ugly hick huh

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the love of my life called me a hick so in retaliation I will be play by play calling the super bowl Sunday and they will not be able to escape it

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normalize watching the bruins broadcast of the game for the sole purpose not being able to understand a single word said

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actually since they’re my office hours I can’t be late everyone else is early

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@possumfiend homemade jorts next question

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@Electrikat1 u get me

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converse are actually all terrain if you commit to the bit enough