Kayleigh

#AttenboroughForPrimeMinister

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

@Dom_Bryan That is so depressing. Take it back 😭

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

@TimVarley26 You missed off the “dy” from the end of that hashtag 🙃

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

@Dom_Bryan Just turn it off and on again xo

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

What a man. Fucking top bloke 👌🏼😂

[The Sportsman @TheSportsman]

This is brilliant. 👏🏻

Dry Your Eyes Mate - Ft Scott Parker

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

@SamKenyon2 We’re facing injustice. You are just shite

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

VAR is a joke

[BenchWarmers @BeWarmers]

Might as well just f**king bin VAR off now if it's not going to be able to give a free-kick to Moura there.
What a load of utter bollocks
#SHUTOT

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

@SamKenyon2 It’s saaaad, so saaaaad, it’s a sad sad situation

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

How is this possible. Wizardry.

[ScreenTime @screentime]

'Toy Story 3' was released 10 years ago today

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

@isaactimson This picture is on the wall in our guest room

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

When I’m hungover and it’s sunny I like to sit in the garden and pretend I’m on holiday 🌞

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

This could not be any more relevant 😩 why do I think everyone is my friend when I’ve had a drink

[zoë @fzoley]

One glass of wine in and I be ready to reply to peoples stories etc as if they have personally handwritten it and sent it via carrier pigeon to me

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

Sam’s just come back from the kitchen with his second pack of malted milks. He claims there was “only five” in the last pack 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ #fatbastard

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

@amazon you’ve taken my money because it was supposed to be taken on dispatch of a product but it hasn’t been dispatched yet. I can’t get hold of any of your customer service. Help.

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

You don’t realise which words you say the most until you get a dog... every time I say “right” Ronnie stands up and looks at me because he knows I’m about to get up from the sofa 😂

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

@marlieanisa Ain’t this the truth 😂

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

Watching fools gold.. @SamKenyon2: “I love Matthew mahogany do you?” 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

Also every time they say “Gulag” it makes me think of gooch for some reason, which is so disturbing when they keep ending up there 🤢 #cod

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

Listening to @SamKenyon2 play COD and he has never sounded less attractive “oh we going on another mission lads” #cringe

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

@isaactimson @SamKenyon2 I could make it a regular thing... there are a LOT 😂 last night in a quiz he thought Sex Pistols song “God Save The Queen” was the national anthem 😩😂

[Kayleigh @kaylephant]

Quote of the day from @SamKenyon2 after brushing the cat: “Shall we keep this? We could keep the fur until we have enough to make a cushion” 🤦🏼‍♀️ #why