kayleydiffo

[kayleydiffo @kayleydiffo]

@allyms___ oh stop it ur too sweet

[kayleydiffo @kayleydiffo]

@jennmcallister saw an absolute bargain on ebay last night…

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Jenn McAllister seems to be confused by the concept of buildings.

“Why do we call them buildings if they are already built?” she asks

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Jenn McAllister has issued a statement regarding the faces on Mount Rushmore

“How the fuck did they get up there?” she asked, concerned that nobody seems to know

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In a recent interview with Jenn McAllister a reporter smiles and compliments her new jeans

“no, we need to free them” she growls

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Jenn McAllister is worried about how the first person discovered music

“like how many random noises did they make before someone said wait keep doing that one”

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Jenn McAllister mentions in her most recent stream that boxing is the easiest sport to ever exist.

“just fucking dodge them” she screams

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Jenn McAllister makes claims that classical music is unimportant and uninteresting.

“if Beethoven is so influential why has he never headlined Coachella?” she rants

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Jenn McAllister wishes they would have waited to visit the moon till after a better camera came out

“i can’t see anything” she groaned

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Jenn McAllister is confused about her baking instructions as it asks her to chill in the fridge.

“how fucking big do you think my fridge is?” she moans

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Jenn McAllister raises concern about the fact that the bible has sold so many copies

“i didn’t think they had printers back then”

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Jenn McAllister claims that a baggage weight limit is completely pointless and offensive

“Why are we body shaming suitcases, seems ridiculous to me” she states

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@offcialjmtweets this is sending me so bad i can’t cope

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Jenn McAllister has recently discussed that she doesn’t understand why artists go on tour.

“Who the fuck are they running from??” she questioned

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Jenn McAllister has been really confused with recent headlines regarding households pets being stolen overnight.

“You would have thought one of them would have said something.” she says

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Jenn McAllister has said she was recently walking down the street when someone stopped to ask for a photo.

“Why would you be here?” she asked confusingly

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In a recent interview popular streamer Jenn McAllister talks about her confusion when it comes to airport luggage being lost on the plane

“I’m sure i would’ve seen a suitcase fly out a plane” she says

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During a discussion in Jenn McAllisters twitch chat someone mentioned that they were born prematurely.

“I don’t even know what would of happened if i wasn’t born on my birthday” she said

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Jenn McAllister finds the concept of fbi dogs hard to grasp and fully understand

“How does a dog know i committed tax fraud?” she asks

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Jenn McAllister shares that she is still in shock from 9/11

“How did they manage to do it twice?” she asks