Kaylin Howard

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Me alone in my home in the dark at midnight: “thats not the truth Ellen you were invited.”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s make a deal, Mr. President:

You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student.

Loser has to fund the Post Office.

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

water slide lifeguard: ok, go

me: *blushing* no YOU go

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

*me texting my fiancé the night before our wedding*: yo we still on for tm?

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

when was the last time u guys felt something? i’ll start

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

how come every bitch with these gums has a cousin who works at the CDC

[CSPAN @cspan]

Rep @AOC: "I do not need Rep. Yoho to apologize to me. Clearly he does not want to. Clearly when given the opportunity he will not & I will not stay up late at night waiting for an apology from a man who has no remorse over calling women & using abusive language towards women."

[Kaylin Howard @kaylinhoward15]

@Howieoop Hahaha yeah totally!

[Kaylin Howard @kaylinhoward15]

Jocelyn’s comment on my stepdad’s Facebook post. I appreciate her so much

[Kaylin Howard @kaylinhoward15]

Just hangin with my roomies

[Kaylin Howard @kaylinhoward15]

Looks like my valentine and I will have to celebrate at home ANOTHER year. I called every restaraunt in town and he’s not allowed in. You’d think by now (2018) this wouldn’t be an issue.

[Kaylin Howard @kaylinhoward15]

Professor: the discussion boards are not mandatory
Me:
Professor: it is required to respond to two classmate’s posts
Me: WOW Donna!!!! Thank you SO much for sharing!!! Your post was special! I think we have a lot in common from what you said!! I love you!!!

[Kaylin Howard @kaylinhoward15]

Swings are so underrated

[Andrew @akochamba]

LILY: Hey, I have a lucky bracelet just like that! I loaned it to my best friend yesterday. Of course, mine says Lily on the back. (flips bracelet over) ...just like that

(Lily rubs Hannah Montana's cleansing face mask off)

MILEY: https://t.co/TWRqjbt35D

[Kaylin Howard @kaylinhoward15]

@Howieoop https://t.co/AHxCOxKxeM

[John Carnicle @JCarnicle]

Remember the Calle Lejos house? 👀

[Kaylin Howard @kaylinhoward15]

I just tried to plug my AUX chord into a granola bar.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Professors be like
A) only A
B) only B
C) both A & B
D) neither A or B
E) a sprinkle of A with a dash of B
F) 3/4 cup A & 6 fluid oz B

[Kaylin Howard @kaylinhoward15]

Maybe the maniac speeding down the highway is just trying to get to the airport in time stop the love of his life from leaving forever

[Kaylin Howard @kaylinhoward15]

@Howieoop This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen