kaylin paige❃

mama + wifey

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Spicy Chicken Nuggets are coming back! Y’all are crazy!
That took like a day and a half! WHAT?!
We don’t know when yet, gotta figure it out, but soon, and ok, LOSING IT RIGHT NOW THIS IS AMAZING!!

[kaylin paige❃ @kaylinkid]

@chancetherapper you did it. The impossible. You brought back @Wendys spicy nuggets. CAN YOU HELP BRING BACK ORANGE HiC AT @McDonalds AND BE MY ULTIMATE HERO?!

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Positive Affirmations for today: I WILL have a good day, I Will succeed today, Wendy’s WILL bring back spicy nuggets at some point please please Lord let it be today.

[ginaa 🍯🌾🪴🌞 @criminalcal]

IM AT THE PET STORE AND YOU GUYS NEED TO ZOOM IN ON THE NAMES PLEASE

[kaylin paige❃ @kaylinkid]

What do the old people teach us but how to die? What do those hissy fits teach you except how to cry, pussy, cry? #sayanything #isarealboy

[kaylin paige❃ @kaylinkid]

The office lady at the Gyno is facebooking hard as hell.

[kaylin paige❃ @kaylinkid]

Oof, I love you. 😍

[dj homophobic barbershop @boyswearmugler]

bitch i am so high in trader joes i forgot the word strawberry so i just said that red bitch with the freckles

[DanielleAlyse @Danny4now]

If you coming to my house-
You need to come like this.

[kaylin paige❃ @kaylinkid]

@HofstraSam @kris4kane Looks like I need your login

[Greg Dyer @ADyerSituation1]

Just a reminder, nobody cares about your fireworks videos. Please just continue to post pictures of your dogs in flag bandanas. That’s what we really want to see.

[kaylin paige❃ @kaylinkid]

My hair smells like a very disgusting combination of chlorine and fishy lake water.

[AGAR 🇭🇹 and 99 others @travelling_afro]

Working in retail was wild, people just tell you things about their personal life and you just stand there... Not knowin' how to respond to “I'm going to a funeral” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that sucks… $13.48 is your total.

[kaylin paige❃ @kaylinkid]

@colleenwithit_ It’s cool, I’m Kim...

[🪩 carlsbad 🪩 @yungfoof]

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6. getting uncomfortably high right before i have to do something really important

[𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥 @thatbitchjennna]

I don’t like people who don’t let their dogs on the couch. I deadass wrap my dog up in my own blanket if I see her sleeping on my couch THATS MY BABY