Kayln Victoria Nash

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

I swear I think Jesus is a vols fan

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

What has happened to Miss. America 😳

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

@HannahMcDonald @NC5 @dally_2015

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

70 million pissed off Republicans.
0 cities destroyed.

Think about that one for a minute.
🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

I swear putting mascara on while my husband is driving should be an Olympic sport

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

You know you live in a small town when everyone gets excited about a new dollar store coming to town.

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

@dally_2015 I’m literally embarrassed everytime I go in but I think they’re used to it 😂

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

No one has seen me at my worse more than the employees at the dollar store beside my house.

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

I thought high school girls were mean but grown, adult “women” are just as mean.

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

I called my nanny to tell her all about my new vacuum cleaner. This is adulting and I hate it.

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

The first thing Christian said when he walked through the door was, “you look rough. Like bad. Your wrinkles are really showing. Haven’t you worn that shirt for the last three days?” He needs to just mind his own business before he sleeps on the couch tonight.

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

@CalebCravens 😂😂 this is so true

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

@jordandpresley Same

[Nate & Brooke Kennard @CoachKandWifey]

Please consider Matthew Sells from Livingston Academy for Class AA Mr. Basketball. @Kreager @RustyEllis_ @NashvillePreps

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

The first thing I saw on Facebook today was my nanny calling Nancy Pelosi “an ole hag.” 😂😂 #trump2020

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

For the past two days my husband has folded laundry, cleaned the kitchen and taken care of our dogs. He also bought a new boat so I guess he’s making up for it.

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

“I went to the bank Friday and I told the teller I hadn’t seen her since last year. She was cracking up. Everyone loves my jokes.” -my 24 year old husband who acts like a 44 year old dad with terrible jokes.

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

Husband’s compliment of the day, “your thighs look smaller today...” such a sweetheart.

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

Called Christian and told him today was the worst day of my life. All he said was, “I thought that was yesterday.” Men, I swear.

[Kayln Victoria Nash @kaylnnash]

I told Christian I couldn’t wait to take our kids to Build-A-Bear. He said, “No, I’m going to open a store called Build-A-Rod and they can go there. You know, like build your own fishing rod...” if I had a dollar for every time he came up with a ridiculous idea.