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Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam

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If anyone ever asked me to name what is one of my dreams I'd say it's being friends with @BlimesAndGab.

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My girlfriend's dad doesn't hate me he's just disappointed that I'm not like any other man on the planet.

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Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain cells.

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@LesegoTrixi Eww

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Baby the kids are playing outside so how about we have some fun in the house in the meantime?

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@sushi_Meloosh

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@sushi_Meloosh

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Because I don't mind lying in church, what difference does it make?

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Oh please confidence is like red-blood cells: nice if you got some but you don't need them.

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If your son is a teenager and you get mad at him just call him a self abusing monkey.🙊

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Is it hormones or are you just being a lunatic?

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Is it true that pretty boys in jail usually hang themselves after having a shower? 🚿

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Remember that if you don't choose your path then others will choose it for you.

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We do not put the TV in the bathroom that's how you get hemorrhoids.

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I can masturbate to keep things smooth but it's not the same thing as actual sexual intercourse.

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@LesegoTrixi Did they say why?

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She's a stripper and part time masseuse.

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If a white person ever calls me a nigga I wouldn't be offended because I have more important shit to worry about.

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Being in love makes you gay.

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When you're depressed alcohol makes you feel worse but the trick is for you drink past that.