first rank game in a year and I got so stressed counting the seconds for every ability and jungle camp cause I can't passively count like a normal human being
instead of celebrating Juryoku Pierrot’s win in the Japan Oaks and Seina Imamura becoming the first female jockey to win an international G1, people are more focused on imagining Uma Musume scenarios that might not never happen
some people are very shallow
@NakayamaFesuta1 It truly isn't fair for the IRL athletes story to be shoved to the side and replaced immediately by their fantasy counterparts. I love Umamusume. Regardless, we should never disrespect real-life sweat and tears. Thank you, @NakayamaFesuta1, for sharing.
weight matters, I don't give a fuck if you're as great as mighty the goat mouse. If you weigh 300 fucking pounds and have decent martial arts skills, you can practically kill anybody -100 from yours.
In my teens, I was far more rebellious, straight-up horrible person. Fortunately, I wasn't this fucking obnoxious and never spoke like this to my parents until I started making my own money and started backing my own shit. This is next-level privilege and ungratefulness.
So let's review. Mixtape, a walking simulator where you take part in an explicit, interactive kissing seen between underage children is considered a 10/0 masterpiece by journalists. Pragmata, a sci-fi action game built around a wholesome father/daughter bonding story that legitimately touched people's hearts is hounded by journalists and Twitter freaks as, and I quote, "Problematic and pedophilic."
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