Kayni Williams

Professionally procrastinating writer, mom blogger, and cake baking extraordinaire.

[Ida 🇵🇸 @ida_skibenes]

As I’m watching husbands and fathers say goodbye to their loved ones, their children, not knowing if they will ever see them again, I just cannot believe that for two years we’ve been watching people cry and protest over having to wear a fucking mask.

[Kayni Williams @kaynwill]

Just thinking about that time my 4th grader had an opinion para assign and of all the topics poss wrote an entire page on the importance of the Oxford comma. #Itaughthimwell #hegetsittoo

[Kayni Williams @kaynwill]

@LindaKSienkwicz That hot flashes start 5 years before menopause!

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@klarington @KyleClark It’s the lack of any f’s given that does it for my family 😂

[Kayni Williams @kaynwill]

@MeidasTouch “Just STOP!” A lot of pissed off dad energy here. Appropriate, since the people he’s talking to are children.

[Kayni Williams @kaynwill]

Yes THIS!

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

It’s sad when we have to tell people not to hurt each other. None of the folks who have an opinion can do a tenth of what they do. SHAME ON YOU! What’s wrong with us! This was Beautifully said. But it sad it has to said. Thank you Adam!

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

If only a hard-right conservative hadn't shot him in the face.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Hitler never won popular the vote either. Most he ever got was 37%. He used the tools of democracy to destroy it. That’s what fascists do. Wake up.

[Kayni Williams @kaynwill]

Posting this concept art for my kiddo! @FortniteGame #ConceptRoyaleContest

[Kayni Williams @kaynwill]

This is a terrible tragedy and no one in CO needs a bullshit response from a dangerous, insincere, gun-obsessed idiot. Please fuck ALL the way off.

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

My prayers are with the shoppers, employees, first responders & others affected by the shooting in Boulder.

May God be with them.

While we are still awaiting important information and details in this case, random public shootings & senseless acts of violence are never ok.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Pitch: At the border where children are in cages, we immediately replace ICE guards w social workers & volunteer mommas until the govt finds their parents. Then the US govt funds a class action lawsuit against Donald “the cruelty is the point” Trump for Crimes against humanity.

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

"I'll do it tomorrow," she thought.

She liked to think this wasn't procrastination, but optimism.

A gesture of faith in her future abilities.

"I can do anything I put my mind to, later."

[Kayni Williams @kaynwill]

The exact convo between me and me husband. Still don’t get it.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

ME: explain the gamestop thing to me like i'm a little kid

*10 minutes later*

ME: ......littler

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

If you like the fact that we Americans still live in a democracy, thank every courageous and truth-seeking journalist who was attacked for four years by a President of the United States, who called them “enemies of the people."

[Kayni Williams @kaynwill]

@JohnDalyBooks Weird. That tiny insurrection is so last week. Also the whole 450,000 ppl dead. But TWO MASKS?! No way.

[Kayni Williams @kaynwill]

@tfrank0619 @dareydo @ChloeChris90 I agree. I was just trying to steer you in an informative direction, Darlene. It’s tough to navigate the language of a new concept.

[Kayni Williams @kaynwill]

@dareydo @ChloeChris90 You would probably be better looking for some LGBTQ+ informational sites than asking a personal question of an individual you don’t know. I agree that you seem to have good intentions, but asking about “normal” in literally any scenario is offensive.

[Kayni Williams @kaynwill]

Mine used to say “I would rate this a very low 1 star. Maybe 1/2 if it’s possible.”

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@SenSchumer It’s time to throw a little weight around! We are the party in power. Dems need to stand up and play the game the way the GOP played it the last 4!

[Kayni Williams @kaynwill]

@KyleClark I call bull crap! She just thinks the alliteration is cute because she’s a child with no idea how it all works.