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I wasn't gonna put this up but wtfn? #Aquarius baby!

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#HappyNewYear2026

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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#HappyThanksgiving ! Pray for my oven please. Shes not doin right🫣😬

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I'm a little too excited

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They don’t make em like this anymore, the narrator took my ass out😂😂😂😂

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I gotta pretend to be fancy for my daughter's bday😬 i have to figure out a fancy comfort look.

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Make it make sense..... how is discussing, asking and gaining permission.... control? Im totally confused.

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Its insane that you can argue with someone in real life that you follow here and 5 minutes later , they will post, bitches wearing red shorts who argue with me should die. Then have the nerve to say it wasn't about you as you look down at your red shorts......wild😅

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The highlander PLUS Henry Cavil.

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I went to the store and didn't get any chips because, chips don't rule my life.🤗 got home and realized I had no chips and..... they do rule my life😫😭

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😮‍💨😫 Pants..... Amiright?

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i can only do the therapy machine right now( I know cause I tried them all) but currently, there are 3 of us that feel it's solely ours🤣. The cute old man w the oxygen sits on the machine next to mine & waits on me to finish. I got off before i wanted 2because of the pressure😟

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@EdoborOsamudia8 Thank you, it feels good over here. I think I'm going to like it.😊

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When my need for an illustrator was looking like a complete no, my kids bought me a sketch pad years ago. I thanked them for the gift and put it away. I've NEVER been able to draw besides my vine doodle. My frustration and my sons lecture, led me to make an actual attempt well...

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I tried and I surprised myself. I'm not saying I'm the best. I'm still super new butt, I'm proud of me. It's a special thing to believe in someone so much it floods into the actual person.🥰 Hubby bought me all my art stuff. My cheer block is my heart.

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Well, those are getting covered in icing and set "out" for the cookie thieves...🤣 ".... oh no! I was totally not watching those! You got one by me this time!

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Sooooo.... cookies weren't quite done so I put them on for another minute. Set the timer and went to txt my daughter real quick. Then I thought, maybe I didn't set the timer cause that was the longest minute EVER! We'll, I did. Just for an hour, not a minute. 🤣

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OOOHHH NOOOOoooo the 13th year in the same month as a Friday the 13th?😲

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Duuuuude, how many times you gonna pretend to not know what you're doing. And get mad cause I won't adhere to your fuckery.... Bruh

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Not Genuine's ( Pony) coming on in the middle of my gospel playlist😬😲😂