Mariama Jalloh

Brit in Melbourne. Chronic overthinker, quirky wardrobe enthusiast, and cinema/anime nerd. Mostly just laughing through the everyday chaos.

[Mariama Jalloh @kayoubimuse]

If an establishment is playing loud house music at 10:00 AM while I am trying to order a flat white, I am simply turning around and walking home.

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Stop ruining your lives for people who are using you as a pawn.

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Nothing makes me scream at the TV faster when watching true crime than seeing a young, impressionable person get duped by a "friend" or family member into committing murder for them. First of all, there is zero reason to ever take a life. Second: if that person genuinely cared

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If anyone ever even joked to me about wanting someone dead, I would report it to the police instantaneously. I am not risking a single day in prison for withholding information if they end up doing it another way. No person on this earth is worth a life sentence.

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about your wellbeing, they would NEVER ask you to throw your entire life away for their drama.

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Wearing tailored trousers on a Saturday morning should require a written permit and a valid medical explanation.

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@SiriouslySusan Being universally liked sounds exhausting, but earning the unconditional trust of a suspicious stray? Peak life achievement.

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@StylistMagazine I literally hauled these back from Japan and have been staring at the box for weeks working up the nerve to sleep in a sheet mask. Consider this my sign to finally test it tonight.

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Outfit repeating deserves so much more credit. Finding three pieces that balance proportions and sticking to them all week saves so much mental energy.

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There are two wolves inside me when the sensory overwhelm hits: a pitch-black oversized menswear hoodie, or fingerless leather gloves and neon vinyl trousers. Absolutely no in-between.

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Full visual breakdown & pieces live on the stack: https://t.co/1y7XXeKmUJ

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Currently dressed somewhere between an off-duty 90s royal and someone who got stuck in the men's lounge department, and frankly, I’ve never felt more powerful. Read below ☕️

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The transeasonal uniform formula: crisp cotton shirt, ribbed tank base, tailored trousers. Lets you adapt to unpredictable weather changes without feeling underdressed.

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Currently testing the cult #Tsururi ghassoul pore cleanser vs #DonQuijote’s £3 private-label dupe. Initial thoughts: one definitely has more thermal slip, but the jury is still out on long-term congestion.

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Navigating a multi-storey pharmacy in Tokyo with zero kanji reading skills was an experience, to say the least.

Finally sat down to unpack what actually made it home in the suitcase, from gentle pore cleansers to subtle fragrance: https://t.co/AOBkoKIrEN

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My weekend plans: a sensible combination of fresh air, good tea, and getting completely lost in three different side quests I didn't plan on starting.

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Everything I brought back from Tokyo: Japanese drugstore SPFs with zero white cast, barrier creams, and cult pharmacy favourites.

Settle in with a tea; the full haul is live:
https://t.co/PA20gI71xR

#JBeauty #JapaneseSkincare #TokyoHaul #BeautyHaul

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Current relationship status: in a deeply committed romance with my noise-cancelling headphones and early bedtimes.

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Sitting on a video I recorded four separate times this week because my brain convinced me none were "ready".

Fighting overthinking is a daily sport at this point.

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A very specific type of happiness: finding a quiet, sunlit corner table with an accessible plug socket and zero background chatter.