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i think there’s a squatch in these woods

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Please help me out, this red-headed slam piece says if I can get 1000 rts he’ll let me give him a mullet

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If anyone who was apart of the “You are What You Eat - Twins Study” can see this… the male neurologist really ruined this, also why is this senator talking about nutrition???

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What should I name my first born?

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As a grown adult, there is nothing quite as embarrassing as having to ask a stranger in the grocery store to get something off a high shelf for you

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@19bobbyt19 would love your input here

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If you’re seeing this and you’re from SWR…. Did I bully Bobby Torres?

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@alyssalalves You are the coolest person I know

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A clerk at the IRS just viewed my LinkedIn page…. Am I getting arrested?

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It’s truly a blessing that I am still on this Earth after attending 4 frat beach experiences

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Looking for testimonials for uncle magic the hip hop magician

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Stetson, I miss you

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Starting a campaign to change health food labeling from “low calorie” “high protein” to “nutritionally complete”

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@RodTheKicker3 I miss you pal

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Hey Facebook! Telling me about yesterdays birthdays, today… not super helpful!

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Woke up with a hankering to watch Rent

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Using the bathrooms at work when you had asparagus the night before has to be on a list of some of the top ten worst things

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@willbill1201 Thank God it passed the vibe test

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FBI agent better quit giving me car seat ads, don’t put that evil on me

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I have two drinks and comment on every Instagram story

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Not me in sighting a riot on a Facebook post about beef and reporting the post for spreading misinformation

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Why is everyone my age just outright naming their children like dogs