kelsey poling

Muse, Critic, Stand-up, Mishap

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

@EscondidoPolice I saw a post that he was found, can you confirm

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

Small patch of hill caught fire again this morning 9:18am Thankful @CBDfirefighters were still on scene and had immediate control. Video taken at 9:24am #parkfire

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

@StevePuterski @CBDfirefighters @encinitasfire @Vistafire @CAL_FIRE Holy moly this is my street thank you for posting

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

@10NewsMaryMac @10News We’ve been able to walk back to our homes but Park is still closed to vehicles between Cove and Bayshore as crews continue hosing down the hill through the night, can hear chainsaws off and on.

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

@carlsbadcagov Can we return to our homes? (Park and Marina)

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

@CarlsbadPolice Can we return to our homes?

[Poppy Northcutt @poppy_northcutt]

Look at all those states with republlcan governors at the top of the chart. Science matters and so does competency.

[OJ @ojenabosi]

Donald Trump acting like this debate is a Bad Girls Club reunion special

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

When I pick up the kids and I hear their friends whisper, “THAT’s your nanny?” ... am I flattered or offended?

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

One gift for you, three for me 🎄🎁🛍

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

My Inner Disney Princess is Raja 🐯

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

The guy at [phone] likes to call people claiming to be with Social Security and when I wasn’t buying his story he said there was now a warrant for my arrest wtf #scam #dirty #scammer

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

For #ThrowbackThursday : Zillow search your childhood house and take a virtual tour down memory lane 🏚🏠 #whatattip

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

*stomach pains and shakes* Maybe more iced coffee will help.

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

“just tryin to keep food on the table and weed in the grinder”

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

Can I pay you NOT to bag my groceries? #allcrushedeverything #YouHadOneJob

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

I had the rights and benefits of citizenship from day one because I was born on this side of an imaginary line. I did NOTHING to deserve more than them and probably neither did you. #Dreamers

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

If your sentence starts with “women your age” just stop.

[kelsey poling @kaypoling]

Made myself sick thinking about how much chapstick one ingests over a lifetime.