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having a half-life mid-cris

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

Lisa just dropped her mcdouble walking into her house, slammed it in her front door, picked it up and ate it #lol

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Yesterday my flight scheduled for midnight shut their plane down @ 12:58pm. Never in 15 years have I heard of anything like that. A 70K G4 and thought we were going to PAY THEM for that flight as well as whatever flight I’d have to get on next. They thought wrong.

Today, we asked if we could leave at 1pm. They said no, we could leave at 3pm. Then they said that won’t work, we’d need to leave at 5pm. ?!?!!!!! Yup. For a 930pm show in Canada. When we got to the plane, they then said they were “STILL FUELING”. At 630pm, they said they were “still fueling” (for an hour & a half flight)

When we did get to Canada, they did a bunch of stuff they didn’t do the last 2 times I came for the OVO FEST. They started searching through my personal purses. Usually they take me to the car with my purses & check the bigger luggage. Nope. Not this time.

They know I have a show, they know we’re 20 mins away. They know we don’t have a police escort.

The sabotage be real but GOD IS REALER.

I’ll be on stage in 15 mins.

Barbz, I can’t wait to see you.

We’re going to have a magical night.

Love you.

My apologies. I’m going to get to the bottom of this when I get off stage.

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

I cry daily ♥️♥️

[Some people call me Cat @Catherine004]

Just laying in bed thinking about how I spent $35 on a double vodka cran this weekend 🫠

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am actually so nosy like sometimes i’ll open find my friends like it’s a social media app and randomly text a pal “have a safe flight!” bc I saw they were at the airport or “say hi to jack for me!” bc I know that’s their ex’s place like I just think it’s fun

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

the 15 minute intermittent closures of the harbour bridge with no signage before is truly not it

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

@Catherine004 blaze it 😎🚬

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

@Lisa_Leonard101 on occasion

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

crying & throwing up at the gas pump rn

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

@Catherine004 literally how

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

i’ve been sick in bed watching below deck for 3 days straight and all of my dreams have been in reality tv format sos

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

i wish target so much wow

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

just had a memory of crystal palace mini golf & realized i will never experience it again and am now sad

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

need

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

no thoughts just pig ottoman

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

the bean dad controversy is just reminding me that i still don’t know how to use a can opener at the age of 25

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

the faces i make under my mask are absolutely embarrassing

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

i had this thought at 6am. couldn’t go back to sleep until i tweeted it. and now it’s flopping. smh

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

#livelifeuptown #lovelifeuptown #laughlifeuptown

[ʎzǝǝnb @kayqueezy]

currently working from home in my oodie listening to christmas music just vibing

[littlemissaries @thebig_tunamelt]

Why did nobody inform me about daylight savings happening last night