kels

[kels @KAYRASP]

Just followed my husband on twitter for the first time. I think I’m doing this all backwards

[kels @KAYRASP]

@BriAnna_ST did you ever hear about the Russian cosmonaut

[H @awholejoke]

me in the shower coming up with smart comebacks incase I get into a fight

[kels @KAYRASP]

@BriAnna_ST Hey how about people start understanding that it’s SPELLED not SPELT ugh 🙄

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@JessicaaBreen @anthonycrvz Hahahaha holy fuck

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

how i taIk to my friends vs how i talk to everyone eIse

[Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne]

[first glass of wine]
mmm nice. let's listen to jazz

[second glass of wine]
*struggling to remove my sweatshirt* we should fuck on the roof

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@janaroserickson 😈

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@janaroserickson Pregnant

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

Me: Astrology is fake

Horoscope: You're beautiful

Me:

[chao @chaod3r]

Every time u yawn in October, a ghost put his dick in ur mouth

[kels @KAYRASP]

I hate how amazon emails you about the items you've looked at. Yes Amazon, I know looked at light up shoes for adults. Don't remind me.

[kels @KAYRASP]

@DestinyMarvel42 I love u

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@_shnookums Protein farts