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[El Monarca @realmonarcahq]

Estaba cenando en un restaurante en Barcelona, y el camarero me imprimió la factura y me la extendió.

Dijo: «El total de tu cuenta es 487 euros.»

Miré la factura y dije: «La cena era por 187 euros, y éramos solo dos personas. ¿Qué son esos 300 euros restantes?»

Dijo: «Déjame ver… Hay 220 euros por una botella de vino, 50 euros por servicio y el resto son cargos e impuestos.»

Dije: «¿La botella? Yo no pedí ninguna.»

Dijo: «Nuestro sistema indica que esa botella fue servida.»

Dije: «Nosotros solo pedimos dos copas de vino. No tomamos, abrimos ni pagamos ninguna botella.»

Dijo:

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@lv_cricket Would take my husband , Rich!

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@lancscricket @0xFanCraze Chris Woakes, Joe Root, Stuart Broad, Moeen Ali and Ben Stokes

[ISA Sport @ISAsportUK]

Your @isaschools Athlete of the Term is open for voting!

Alfie from @BridgewaterScho is a talented and highly motivated athlete, he needs your votes!

RT the original tweet to vote for him. Deadline for voting is 10 am Friday 2 July

#ISAathleteoftheterm
@sportsfs @Limitlesskit

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@0770lee Take care x

[Royal Porthcawl Golf Club @Royal_Porthcawl]

Like & RT for a chance to win a 2ball worth £270 in our January Prize Draw! Entry closes at Midnight 🕰️

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@MazYung 6 points ahead by Sunday evening!!!

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@ceremony38 Unfortunately as much as I love Ole it maybe time for a change...this is a truly horrible watch

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@MazYung Good vision from Donny as well

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@ceremony38 Only just seen it.... switched off at 95 mins!!

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Well, well: @wilfriedzaha wraps it up. Meanwhile @Sanchooo10 brilliantly provides an assist for @erling.

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@0770lee Look after yourself

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Please retweet if you think there should be a worldwide ban on child slavery and a boycott on any company that manufactures its products from child slavery.

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@MarcusRashford Fantastic

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@ceremony38 Been practising for 8 weeks

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@ceremony38 Because these are the questions we really want answering???

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@ceremony38 @Johnludds No chance.. untouchable

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@ceremony38 We've had family members dying alone... furious

[kay smith @kaysmith174]

@JoGriff24 Good job Jo 👏💪👍