Kaytee

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

Merry Christmas! My dad decided 11:10pm is a good time to vacuum the whole house!

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

@MGallo1997 Omg Clare lol

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

Alternatively, Happy OCD awareness month to having one good day but my husband noticed and said something about it and now it’s jinxed

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

Happy OCD awareness month to having one bad day and assuming it means I’m on a downward trajectory back into the depths of despair!!!!

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

Happy OCD awareness month to having one bad day and assuming it means I’m on a downward trajectory back into the depths of despair!!!!

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

I sure drink a lot of coffee for someone with clinical anxiety

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

Important notes for my next therapy session

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

You know I’ve been down bad when I’ve only tweeted 1x since Eloise was born - slowly getting my pink back thoooooo

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

things that feel sooo good when you’re a little tipsy
-sending a flirty text
-eating salt n’ vinegar kettle chips
-hearing your friend say “can i be
mean for a second?”
-doing finger-guns
-whitney houston’s “i wanna dance
with somebody”

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

Whenever I hear my husband say “dividends” on his work calls all I can think about is that chance card in monopoly where you get $50 from the bank

[Daisy Jones @daisythejones]

she was a brat, he was demure, can i make it anymore obvious

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

@MGallo1997 Omg.

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

Took last Thursday off to go see friends for a long weekend. Took this Monday off to recover from seeing friends for a long weekend.

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

Bought Chris a chocolate milk at the grocery store to remind him I’m a sweet and thoughtful wife and not just his roommate who has gained 50lbs in the last 8 months and cries multiple times a day. Do you guys think it worked?!

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

Officially 34 weeks pregnant so every ache, twinge, and discomfort is probably labor

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

Had to admit to my doctor today that when I said “coughed” I really meant “drank water too fast and it went down the wrong pipe so choked a little”

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

@Eth0mp Receipts 🧾

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

@Eth0mp Phewf

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

@Eth0mp Favorite part is the showing ribs and insane snout. But tbh. Looks like Aoife. 7.5/10

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

@emmakwil2 Season 2, Ep 8: I’m right here WITH YOU GIRLIE

[Kaytee @kayteecarey]

@MGallo1997 I mean. Unreal.