Kaytee

[Kaytee @kayteeschmidt]

Blows my mind how much effort you can put into someone or something, but still get slapped in the face.

[Viral Toes @britneychanel0x]

Idk why I ever thought it was okay to deal with men who are nonchalant about their adoration for me. It’s actually kinda…sociopathic. why are you dating someone you treat like you don’t like them?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Dying of laughter together is my favourite non sexual act of intimacy

[Kenny Moore II @KennyKennyMoe3]

I know who I am and don’t need any validation.

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

We need everybody to stop dating Pete Davidson until we figure out what’s going on

[Cole Bennett @_ColeBennett_]

the good, the bad,
the amazing, the awful.
nothing lasts forever.

enjoy it all while it’s here.
life is short.

[Kaytee @kayteeschmidt]

Once a year update

[Kaytee @kayteeschmidt]

I forgot Twitter was a thing ...

[Kaytee @kayteeschmidt]

Favorite couple

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

Went out for anniversary dinner last night, but we stopped by the dispensary first. About halfway through our appetizers, the edibles smacked us both. The sound of the music, utensils scraping the plates, chatter, the flickering of the candles on the tables..it was too much.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

27 years ago, this guy promised me a life full of adventure. I’d say he’s delivered. Here’s to our next chapter of becoming empty nesters and discovering what’s next—while still feeling the magic that brought us together all those years ago. Happy anniversary, Barack.

[Y A Y A @ohhhhyaya]

He look like that old JB And I’m FUCKING HERE FOR IT

[Kaytee @kayteeschmidt]

This is why @katyhearnFit and @HaydnSchneider are my favorite hoomans 😂😂

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

Come clean it then

[Kaytee @kayteeschmidt]

@tacobell THERE IS ZERO REASON I SHOULD BE WAITING 25 MINUTES IN LINE WHEN YOU HAVE A FULL STAFF IN THIS TACO BELL IM LIVID

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I am slightly less terrified of tigers and 1000x more terrified of whatever the fuck a tiger considers a predator

[Kaytee @kayteeschmidt]

you’re my favorite fairy tale

[Kaytee @kayteeschmidt]

i don’t even think i know how to fully use twitter