Babe wake up it’s Gerrit Cole bump day.
“wtf it’s 12:15AM…”
If they win they advance to the ALCS.
“omfg you need professional help.”
(unhinged maniacal laughter) Stantober…
Houston lawmakers offering free counseling to Astros fans disappointed by lackluster content of Yankees letter.
"This is a hard time for some," says local politician Ethel Bergberger. "The idea was that everybody was doing it but they weren't. It was just the Astros."