Kay

[Kay @kaythanks_bye]

#FYSA #windows
https://t.co/qyLXGu6AHf

[Katie @ZiziFothSi]

The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified

[Kay @kaythanks_bye]

@RebeccaRHelm @threadreaderapp unroll

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

If you're unsure about the mainstream media's role in normalizing and enabling fascism, the responses to Italy electing an outright fascist from a party that traces it's lineage to Mussolini makes it clear. Thread. 🧵

[yarely rodriguez 福 @yarelyr0driguez]

i saw it coming, i just hoped i was wrong

[Kay @kaythanks_bye]

@ArtfulTakedown Yes 🙃

[☃️SnowBelle☃️ @SnowBellesHell]

fuck messaging. i want you here.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

9-year-old: I found a penny.

Me: Want me to put it in my pocket?

9: I don't trust you that much.

[Alyssa @pooroldkilgore]

the two party system is a lie, it’s just one party, the capitalist party.

[Chris Ramsay @chrisramsay52]

Can we just bring back those two weeks where everyone was playing Pokémon Go

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: You're up early.

7-year-old: Yeah. It's the weekend.

Me: No, it's a school day.

7: *goes back to bed*

[MALINDA @missmalindakat]

“SEA TO SKY” including Drunken Sailor and Blue Eyed Boy is OUT EVERYWHERE!!! Go stream and download it and tell all your folky friends!!! https://t.co/z2NnWIZNQK

[Luke Landherr @danteshepherd]

Hello, sorry for not responding to your email from so long ago. The truth is, I just didn't want to

[maja @heygortys]

this is still the most heart wrenching scene in cinema to this day.

[Zero @zerolongevity]

Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by office donuts on a fast.

[Priorities USA @prioritiesUSA]

Trump refused to take the threat of the coronavirus seriously, now he won’t take responsibility as his administration has been totally unprepared for this crisis.