Katalina Wine Mixer

I can rock and roll from 1-3

[Katalina Wine Mixer @kaytily]

I asked this dude to stop sending me dick pics and this is the response I FUCKING CANNOT I AM CACKLING

[Katalina Wine Mixer @kaytily]

I’m honestly shocked McDonalds never made an animated movie about their gang of kooky characters

[Katalina Wine Mixer @kaytily]

Insane to think he appealed more to her as Boq… this should be studied

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater have broken up, TMZ reports.

(https://t.co/7aavapu66M)

[Katalina Wine Mixer @kaytily]

@latkedelrey Humming, unhinging your jaw several times, and pelvic floor work before eating. Eat on a schedule

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

I wanna be this lobotomized

[Katalina Wine Mixer @kaytily]

Med Surg Nursing II

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

When you barely passed a course, but you see it again the next semester with “Il” behind it.

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Wearing platform Uggs and yoga pants makes me feel like a beautiful Clydesdale horse

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

everything is subjective but school of rock is one of those movies where if you don’t like it i do really think there’s something essential missing from your spirit and you will not rise to heaven

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

And when there was only one set of footprints? That was when Hamburger was Helpering you.

[Katalina Wine Mixer @kaytily]

No doubt in my mind he watched her in Baby Girl and could smell her desperation, got the ick, and bounced

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated, TMZ reports.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

My children are not on the autism spectrum because I took Tylenol while pregnant. They’re on the autism spectrum because I, a person who will wear only one type of shoe and can’t eat food that is “too potato-y,” had babies with a man who has an encyclopedic knowledge of European aristocracy but a limited ability to process social cues.

[Katalina Wine Mixer @kaytily]

If Cracker Barrel really wants to make a change I suggest making the isles big enough for more than 1 person to walk through at a time… thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[Katalina Wine Mixer @kaytily]

Is it a coincidence that I’m having a quarter life crisis at the same time the Cracker Barrel CEO position about to be open? I think not

[Katalina Wine Mixer @kaytily]

As the resident expert of my local Cracker Barrel, I just wanna talk

[Katalina Wine Mixer @kaytily]

God forbid a guy tries to give you company

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Look guys, I’ve done some crazy stuff in my life but I’ve never had a McRib

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

I’m not the same person I was before I had unlimited salad and breadsticks from Olive Garden.

[Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️ @bennpeifert]

if you're worried about birth rates, try asking young couples how they feel about the amount of maternity and paternity leave they get, how affordable they find child care and housing and family health care