KD

the most loving lover girl

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

George Bush is going to make sure he’s next to Michelle 😂😂

[Love from the planet Mars @oliviaknowpe]

You not gon be able to see the judge til Tuesday

[DRUSKI @druski]

EVERYONE'S INVITED TO BET AWARDS 😂🔥

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Keith Lee tells Keke Palmer how important respect in his marriage is, explaining that he’ll only have more kids if his wife wants to because she’s the one who carries them 👀

“I’m done when she’s done… If she want 30 of them, we gonna have 30 of them… I’m not the one carrying them, that’s not my body going through the before, after effects.”

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

they in them warehouses with WHIPS & CHAINS

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Boss: "Who can train the new girl?"

The dude with a happy wife and 2 kids:

[tay @colormetaay]

are you fucking him omg

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

she’s literally looked the same age my whole life lol

[Acyn @Acyn]

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

I think this video should get sent into space it should outlive us all and be a memory of who we were

[Duff @duffthebrand]

Sold out tour. Sold out products.
Men lie. Women lie. Numbers don’t.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

A reporter asked Nancy Pelosi why Trump posted himself as Jesus.

Her response:

“You should ask a psychiatrist. It needs diagnosis, not conversation.”

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Your dad small as hell 😭

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

*getting ready to pay for my oil change*

Mechanic: we also noticed tha-

Me:

[emma @emma_____weaver]

Is he suggesting we… Immigrate to a different country in search for a better life?????

[sweet afia @elefaantz]

is she insane ? a drive by cry is ridiculous