Katie Northrop

I’m a young hot witch with critical thinking skills

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

Good moisturizer is like: yeah, I may cost $90 but how much money did you spend in lyfts this month, hon?

And suddenly I’m being DRAGGED by my moisturizer and I’m just not in an emotionally stable place for that!!!!!

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

@mishalambert Deeply wish I had a button for I Am Disturbed

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

Why do men always order Boston cream???

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

Guess we’re officially at the stage where Gen Z runs all social media for every brand lmao 🫠

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

⚠️ you don’t need to bereal. you need to beonatrain. ⚠️

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

My husband bought me a mindfulness notebook where you answer a little prompt each day, except I keep forgetting to fill it out each day so then I panic and have to go back to all the previous days I missed & fill them out…

so now? I’m anxious & pissed at my husband

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

PMS ~for me~ is when I’m hungry for everything but nothing sounds good and mad at my husband for not knowing what I want if that makes sense

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

When you’re ready for your friends to leave @ChickenTannerr

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

Today my dermatologist said I’m doing a great job protecting my skin from the sun and I said “what sun”

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

Yeah ok, I confess

[Drew Anderson @imdrewanderson]

“Oh cool” -me hearing what people do for their job no matter what it is

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

@patniday Yikes

[❄️Molly Kessler❄️ @molly_kessler]

I miss my friends so I drew them 🥰

@stephaniestaci @TheRealPManey @McBBQSauce @kaytizz @sablaah

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

@BadBradJohnson That’s what I’m saying!!!

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

Me too

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

@patniday What the fuck

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

Same except I folded one origami heart and thought our dog was mad at me all night 💫

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

The General Mills employee that put the shrimp tails in the box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch:

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

@SurvivorsHen @specialcole Love chicken run

[Katie Northrop @kaytizz]

This isn’t a joke. He WAS in the bathroom for quite a long time tonight...

[John Early @bejohnce]

disturbed that more of you aren't talking about this https://t.co/VQW1kqH59s