Kelsey Kay

Artist | Designer | Complainer

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

@seeJania @BetterthingsFX @pamelaadlon RIGHT?? Plus I met her when I was hostessing at CUT as a 20something (you remember) and she like fully invested in our 5 minutes together. She’s exactly her character, fucking impossibly cool and also so nurturing. I Stan.

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

I’m actually scared that there is no better thing than @BetterthingsFX, honestly where do we go from here? @pamelaadlon this season is so heartbreakingly pure

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

@KarenKilgariff are you at hotel cafe? Because if not, big apologies to the chick who must be wondering what my GD deal is

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

Guy: holds up a selection from the protein bar aisle. Girl: “...they’re a little bit gendered.” @realoverheardla

[brent alan henry @brentalanhenry]

Yes!! @katyperry rocking earrings designed by @kayultra in her new video!
#getit #ChainedToTheRhythm #KatyPerry #KelseyKay

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

@MommyActress ugh love yew

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

When your husband leaves for the day but not before getting Grand Old Flag stuck in your head.

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

Me all day yesterday to people just trying to live their lives:
"Psh, what are YOU?"
#mondayhalloween

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

Ppl rly need 2 chill when they get stuck behind garbage trucks, it only ever lasts for about 3 minutes or as I like to quantify it A CENTURY

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

"Mmk you've made your point bitch." -Me, when someone calls me M'am.

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

There's nothing funnier than trying to have a conversation whilst someone periodically blends something...
by funnier I mean rage inducing

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

Is there a way to monetize watching those 1 minute cookie decorating videos on Instagram? ...No? Okay, I'll keep going to work.

[brent alan henry @brentalanhenry]

Rural country road at night:

Me: Whoa! Pretty sure I just drove through a ghost!

@kayultra: They like to be called "energies."

Me: ...

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

My mom trolling: "ppl are having mixed reactions. I think they're just jealous... Because, she's... fucking amazing." *sips wine #lemonade

[Whitney Killian @whit_kay]

When you lay awake in bed watching every old @macklemore video ever made (and see your girl @kayultra just killin it) #gawdilovemycity

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

@whit_kay ha!! Omg yessss #memories

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

@tysechler I believe you... And I'll try, it's just so hard to maintain this infectious wit 🕶

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

@tysechler the pinnacle of social relevance, I only comment on the most hard hitting topics... do you miss me? Man I used to love Twitter!!

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

Catch 22: take the leap & pronounce "bruschetta" correctly thereby becoming a total douche, or use pedestrian pronunciation and betray self🤔

[Kelsey Kay @kayultra]

@theintlfiles aw miss you too dude!!! <3