Katie

in my villain era

[Katie @kayxcham]

This is going to haunt you both so bad lmao you have no idea.

[Katie @kayxcham]

Becoming increasingly difficult not to internalize all of this.

[Katie @kayxcham]

Oh okay so it’s everywhere I go, I take up too much space. Got it.

[Katie @kayxcham]

And then I get home and have no internet or cell service unless I’m outside in the pouring rain so now I get to go lay alone in bed in silence with my thoughts about dying in a ditch… this’ll be good.

[Katie @kayxcham]

Fucking almost ended up in a ditch 3 separate times tonight and after the third one had a really fun little cry all alone in silence the rest of the way home.

[Katie @kayxcham]

Maybe I’ll never sleep again. Who knows.

[Katie @kayxcham]

Genuinely and truly don’t think I’ve ever experienced a darker point in my fucking life. I’d love for one fucking person who promised to love me unconditionally and forever to mean it for once and not walk out on me how do I keep going through this

[Katie @kayxcham]

Saw a tiktok about performative males reading the fourth wing series and wanted to screeeeeeeeammmmm 🙃

[Katie @kayxcham]

Someone take me to a field so I can scream everything makes me want to vomit and everything is a reminder of how fucked things got

[Katie @kayxcham]

@shannomite lol that’s something my mom would do and then follow it up with some passive aggressive comment about how she won’t hear back from me anyways but at least she tried. They’ll truly never get it.

[Katie @kayxcham]

@shannomite Rec Room is a lot of fun! Walk the waterfront! Woodbine Beach! High Park! See a drag show at Crews!

[Katie @kayxcham]

I’m having a very proud mom day today🥲

[Katie @kayxcham]

Babies are so annoying man one day this kid is screaming crying puking all day can’t get him to sleep peacefully longer than 15 minutes, the next day he sleeps like a little angel and barely makes a peep. What’s up with that no consistency

[Katie @kayxcham]

My win of the day is getting Freddie asleep for his nap TWICE and on time. This has never happened in his 10 weeks of being alive. And I showered. I’m killing it today.

[Katie @kayxcham]

I’m getting so sick of older people telling me not to let the baby contact nap during the day. I wish he’d nap in his bassinet too but this is the only way he gets sleep during the day. “Be persistent” okay and then he doesn’t nap all day then he’s overtired 🙄

[Katie @kayxcham]

Freddie looked me straight in the eyes and took the biggest poop I’ve ever seen. That feels… disrespectful.

[Katie @kayxcham]

Tyler and I both have food poisoning and have been passing the baby off like a hot potato to run to the washroom and it’s truly awful.

[Katie @kayxcham]

I bought a countertop dishwasher for Christmas and it’s arriving today and I’ve never been so excited for a delivery.

[Katie @kayxcham]

Also just so you all know, when that happens, google is not helpful I might be the only person that’s ever happened to.

[Katie @kayxcham]

Someone find that woman with the reasons not to have kids list because I got my nipple stuck in a breast pump tonight 😩

[Katie @kayxcham]

@churmandurr Thank you 😊

[Katie @kayxcham]

I have a whole 2 day old and I haven’t even looked at his birth chart yet what am I doing