My dad confessed he wished he started beating me sooner because he was actually too easy on me and I replied βprobably wouldnβt change much due to your weak faggot armsβ and he genuinely had no response. Who knew I could stop my own child abuse with bullshit Twitter come backs
Dolly Parton was the patron saint of good gays, who fall in love, adopt kids, and see beauty in everything.
Tim Curry was the patron saint of evil bisexuals like me, who love oil and grime, scary clowns, and communism.