Kaneeshia Kj Johnson

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

Water tastes better at night, I don’t care what anyone says

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

I real life made a pot pie and only ate the crust

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

Has anyone checked on @kanyewest?

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

Couldn’t imagine being famous and caring about what people think

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

Dodging worms like landmines today

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

I just bit the S#@t outta my lip back to back. I hate myself.

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

@AMICK26 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

“Act your age, not your shoe size” - Prince

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

My hip has been hurting for a week now. I hate 30.

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

It should be illegal for me to shop hungry

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

People who turn left while looking right 👎🏾

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

Hanging your mask on your rear view mirror is the new flex

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

People stop trying to make cauliflower taste good

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

I wonder if those girls who used to strip down naked in the locker room are still doin that

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

I set an alarm to put my clothes in the dryer. The alarm went off and I still forgot to put my clothes in the dryer. I’m useless.

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

Super jealous of anyone who still has a thumb print reader

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

Unpopular opinion: bacon doesn’t belong on a donut

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

The best part about being an adult is that I can eat desserts before dinner. The worst part about being an adult is that I eat too many desserts before dinner.

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

If I tell you I don’t like beer please don’t tell me it’s because I haven’t had the right kind. Same thing applies to coffee. I’m 30.

[Kaneeshia Kj Johnson @KayyJinn]

If you don’t add more cereal to the milk left in the bowl unfriend me