Sieed

AS ITS TOLD

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Are you this old?

[Max Holloway @BlessedMMA]

July 11 Return of the MAX.

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

inside used to be punishment lmao

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

This beer snake at #UFCPerth is actually insane 😭

[Softboy @softboywin]

Clicking “open in app” and then being taken to the App Store instead of the app opening will be my 13th reason

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Ngl a dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you 😂😂

[Softboy @softboywin]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

No people be getting on my fucking NERVE

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Extremely concerning how quickly time moves the older you get.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

Yet another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When it's already been a long day at work then life hits you with one of these

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Joe Dante's Small Soldiers (1998) is criminally overlooked. It’s Toy Story’s unhinged sibling: the toys don’t play, they declare war. Brilliant Stan Winston effects, great cast, Tommy Lee Jones and Frank Langella voice work, biting satire and an edgy kids’ thriller. Magical stuff

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Having a girl who is confident enough to initiate sex is such an underrated blessing

[TMZ @TMZ]

🎥🚨 TMZ has photos of members of Congress living it up while the chaos back home drags on.

From Disney World to Las Vegas, lawmakers on both sides are kicking back as the government stays shut down and federal workers go unpaid.

When is enough enough?

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me deciding to risk my job for an extra 2 mins of sleep