kayak

i am very small, and i have no money, so you can imagine the stress im under

[MY5T @MY5TCrimsonX]

I was playing Solo Fortnite and some dude in a Freddy Fazbear skin was stalking me the whole game and this is how it felt

[j @hasaliily]

i’m still in college bullshitting lol

[Cooper DeJAWN 🦅 @CooperDeJawn3]

I would like to formally request that NO MORE EAGLES NEWS DROP TODAY

[TJ. @tjxz_z]

i just did 67 damage on a tung tung tung sahur as freddy fazbear

[kayak @kayylluh]

reading twilight for the first time at age 23 and i keep imagining edward cullen as timuoxi cha le mei

[🏴‍☠️Thomas Hewitts Whore 🏴‍☠️ @HewittsWhore]

Almost all of Dahmers victims families are alive and have repeatedly spoke out against this type of shit btw this is disgusting. Dahmer was a predator that killed people and when you make him into a joke/fictional character it easier for people to forget the real harm he cause.

[#png²ᵏ @petehashoes]

the family of the victims need to shoot ryan murphy

[kayak @kayylluh]

@chack928 or watching something on your phone in public with no headphones

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

just blocked someone for saying they hate Halloween do not fuck with me

[appa yip yip. 𖦹˙— @bleedshighagain]

gf called DECLINE!! not right now BITCH!! too busy having stimulant induced heart palpitations!!

[philalethist @philalethist_]

some guy in my class just pointed to my steam wishlist thats full of re games and said “buy biohazard” and walked away

[DOOD @DoodMaster20]

i'm about to whoop your ass

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

October will feel like this

[jai 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @JJaiidvn]

If u got dash pass u a greedy mf that shit don’t do nun but give you a 50¢ discount per order

[kayak @kayylluh]

someone rode my ass at 70mph just to pull into a texas roadhouse parking lot. how big u gotta be

[riv @rivicidal]

“You’ve been acting off lately” well yeah man im having a depressive episode

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

how it feels to force close apps

[Lily 🏳️‍⚧️🪷 @lilymoder]

ADDERALL AFFIRMATIONS:
- I AM A FUCKING WEAPON
- I AM FUCKING INVINCIBLE
- I AM NOT HUMAN
- I AM A PERFECTLY DESIGNED TOOL
- EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS SCREAMING AND FIGHTING
- I AM NOT A HUMAN
- I WILL TEAR MYSELF OPEN AND BECOME SOMETHING GREATER THAN ALL THIS

[Grace @gracecamille_]

slow day at work... time to finally figure out what the korean war was all about