Kayse Erin Simmons

mom. speech therapist. linewife. blessed.

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

That double chin 😍

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

Motherhood hormones got me crying at the bird sitting on her eggs in the driveway that refuses to move even with me and the zoo coming at her. It's amazing what any mother will do for her kids 😭

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

4 am: 👀
5 am: 👀
6 am when mom finally gives up and goes to make coffee:

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@annieshomegrown cinnamon rolls are going to be the reason this dairy free mama can't get the last 10lbs of baby weight off 😅

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My 6 week old baby love 😍 #delilahjune

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

Motherhood: where, within a few hours, everything you own has to be washed due to some type of bodily fluid 😅😅😅

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

D says they start back on a normal schedule Friday then the weather says more tornados Thursday. Well played, mother nature. I dont need any help with our newborn or anything 🙃

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

Since the Twitter world hasn't seen our newest addition 🥰 #delilahjune

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

Dear nipples,
I'm sorry I took for granted all the times you didnt hurt.
Sincerely,
a first time breastfeeding mom

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

Day #1 of maternity leave and guess who's up before their alarm would have gone off? 🤦‍♀️

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

Dogs found a skunk. There is no escaping the smell..

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@emilyflippin My favorite is when you even put a note on the door to grab something when they leave and they still forget. Like are your eyes even open when you walk out?

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

When the powers out and theres no sound except your dog chewing on a bone 🙃 I might lose my mind.

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

Deets (new official nickname according to baby daddy bc Lonesome Dove is life) has hair and fat rolls 😍 I cant even handle her chunky little self 😍

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@emilyflippin That's legit what happened. Even though I knew I didnt need it so late i just couldn't help myself lol and now I feel terrible about it.

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Wanted pizza. D told me I was a turd for making them deliver in this weather. Pizza guy is currently being helped by the rescue squad since hes stuck in high water getting to us. I do feel like a turd.

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

Dear @TUMSOfficial,
I love you. Possibly more than I love my husband at this point.
Sincerely,
A pregnant lady growing a small Chewbacca

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

DJ weighs a gigantic 2lbs 6oz at 27 weeks 😳 we might have a monster on our hands. But beyond thankful we got a good report today about the little squirt 🙌

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

Baby app informed me it's my last week in the second trimester then my brain reminded me I dont have any baby items or a house to bring a baby into period so hello Thursday morning panick attack 😅😅😅

[Kayse Erin Simmons @kayyy_seee]

@emilyflippin Preach it, sister 🙌